February 2012
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Gay Boyfriend: I think I'm having a crisis. I'm realizing I don't have any friends.
Me: Yeah, that happens when you get to be our old age.
GBF: I want to hang out with you, but I have social anxiety and instead I come home and watch netflix.
Me: Me too.
GBF: You should come over.
Me: I'm having social anxiety, watching netflix, and not wearing pants.
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Peticoats and crenolins, theramins and violins. →
The new Justin Robinson and the Mary Annette’s album is so.fucking.good.
It sounds like a sticky, scary night in the Louisiana swamp cabin of a voodoo lady and it’s awesome.
I do not want to tutor today. I’m so cranky about everything, and my back hurts like I’m a thousand. Probably because I’ve been spooning my laundry instead of putting it away.
That’s probably it.
“Do that thing they do on CSI and it should be fine.”
– A client adamant that an image can’t be too pixelated to be blown up. (via clientsfromhell)
I’m pretty sure I’ve been told this exact thing.
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: A New Policy Against... →
shannsational:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and…
I support this.
I’m waiting for someone from IT to ask me why the only things I print out at work are motown lyrics in Comic Sans.
Lately I’ve been getting in bed at 9 with all the windows open (it snowed on Sunday, but now it’s 70), and curling up with my book, reading five pages and falling asleep.
I’m a thousand years old.
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I just broke my blinds.
Sooo. No walking around naked in my living room for a while, I guess.
My anthropologist neighbor came over today for this research paper that he’s working on about people and their relationship to material objects. He kind of looks like Colin Meloy and we talked about books and his wife’s favorite quilt and all of my old Christmas ornaments and the things I’ve picked up in my travels.
It was really, really interesting and kind of therapeutic,...
“I never said “I want to be alone .” I said “I want to be at peace” and there’s a...”
– Greta Garbo (via luciacl)
But in other news, my flight to Spain may only cost $95 thanks to the magic and wonder of parents in the travel industry, so, that’s cool.
I hate everyone on the internet.
Loony Tune thinks Girl Scouts are Destroying... →
Save us, Lisa Simpson!
Since my professors all seem to recommend drinking...
cuchilloyreloj:
As a History major, a well stocked supply of bourbon or scotch should be included in my tuition. I am not saying increase my tuition, just that some of the money paid should go to booze. You can take it out of the portion allotted for sports and exercise facilities, ‘cause I really can’t be bothered with such ridiculous things.
I often said this about English majors as well.
Our team won trivia night.
I’m more excited about this than I should be.
Sign this petition to recognize sexual orientation... →
Curtis Mayfield.
That is all.
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I need a lesson for my adult literacy student...
…and GO!
I hate Wells Fargo so much.
I lost my debit card Saturday night. This is my fault. I know that.
I called immediately, they put a stop on the card. I called today to have a new one ordered, which they did. And, after trying to sell me on every other kind of account (which they do constantly, no matter why you call), she told me I could go to my local branch and have them issue a temporary card.
So, I went to the branch and...
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this one's for the vacant: Can we not? →
ramou:
I’ve been blind raging over the latest Daily What post regarding Chris Brown and Rihanna tweeting at each other for the past 20 minutes. I cannot wrap my head around the presumed obligation Rihanna has to us. Really? First of all, it is incredibly bizarre to me to witness grown ass…